pegleg jesus 

a trick that is done on a skateboard. and its pretty much amazing, it a combination of A 50- 50 grind one footed and a five-O grind wile in a cross pose(arms out)

the fucking dude kickflips on to the rail and wips out a pegleg jesus then 360 flips off wile being a fucking amazing skater.

pegleg jesus by sexy toes jerry June 23, 2009

Moneyfucker Jesus 

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem 

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??

big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem by michael foolsley September 5, 2011

Emo Jesus 

A god among us he controls your sorrows and hell. He lives in California looks stoned all the time and plays zelda.

Emo Jesus interfered and our relationship is over, now I feel like becoming emo!

Emo Jesus by Nott Nott October 10, 2008

Chocolate Jesus 

Other than the name of the Tom Waits song a chocolate Jesus is the sexual act of shitting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later.

I tried the Chocolate Jesus on Carol the other day and I went to the tomb and the stone was still there. I guess she isn't a Choclate Jesus.

Chocolate Jesus by Captain Donald November 1, 2010

hockey jesus 

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

hockey jesus by fg8338 April 16, 2008

CoD Jesus 

Somebody who plays Call of Duty at an otherwordly level.

CoD Jesus - Red and his P90

CoD Jesus by aga33 November 12, 2009