Backside beans 

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Keepin' the beanz icy 

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".

"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

Keepin' the beanz icy by VoodooJazzCafe August 24, 2009

Beanbaggin' 

Verb:- To sit and do absolutely nothing productive with a group of friends on the bean bag.

Me and my boys are getting down to some hella beanbaggin'.

My mainest man once got to beanbaggin' for 34 straight hours.

Man, I've been beanbaggin' for so long, I got me some bed sores.

Beanbaggin' by Bilbo Beanbaggins May 5, 2013

Beanchae

The most aggressive gang in Colorado Springs, they go by the beanchae boys

Oh shit open the door the beanchae boys are coming

Beanchae by Beanchae July 11, 2019

Bare Beans 

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

Bare Beans by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

beanhawk 

A beaner with a faux hawk. What other dumb @sses wear their hair like that anymore!

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beanhawk by Some dude! December 24, 2014

Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010