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Cheesy Dick

A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...
"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"

"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"
Cheesy Dick by TSMorgan October 18, 2013
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Dope Dick 

The inability to get or keep an erection because of methamphetamine use.
Man, I tried to bone this chick but i couldn't because of dope dick.
Dope Dick by pinksocketmonkey June 26, 2020

pencil dick 

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

dick wrap 

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
dick wrap by Cartright September 6, 2005

dick grabbler 

Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.
No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.

Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.

Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.
dick grabbler by juju the oracle January 15, 2014

Dick Mitten 

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
Dick Mitten by David Williams September 12, 2005

suck my dick 

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'
Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!
suck my dick by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018