pussy boner 

What a women says to herself when she first sees a new partners erection and is not overly impressed

Lisa: man was I hot for trevor until i saw him naked...
Jill: why? did he have a pussy boner?
Lisa: yes... God it was pathetic!

pussy boner by jdangle February 8, 2010

Cyber Boner 

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

Cyber Boner by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

Wallet boner by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011

Hemingway Boner 

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

Hemingway Boner by alff September 22, 2011

Nerd Boner 

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

Nerd Boner by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

Denim boner 

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

Denim boner by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

bogs boner 

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

bogs boner by Kurtium August 24, 2014