purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 4, 2023

Puplessin

To fuck a male in the ass then proceeded to run his cum down your back then to shout out I'm cumming daddy in front of your actual dad then to fuck a squirrel

Dad I just had a puplessin

by Tyjp March 11, 2023

Pumpken

ˈpəmp•kin A closet homosexual. A man that acts very masculine in public, but is gay behind closed doors. Comes from Ken and Barbie, He would rather pump Ken (pumpken) then Barbie.

Me: Hey sis, sorry I didn't know that guy you liked was gay. He's a real pumpken then? Sis: I tried to make out with him but he kept talking about the guys on the football team. Wouldn't touch me.

by jayram1408 March 14, 2023

Purple Passions

A powerful affinity for the color purple.

He has purple passions. You can tell she has purple passions.

by Tried That Twice 23 March 21, 2023

Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023

purple

the color people who think they are special use (they really arent)

John: i like purple :)))))

Amanda:you are adopted john

by joshy1020 May 19, 2023