pink jesus
pink jesus by Jimmy B May 13, 2005
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Golden Jesus
Golden Jesus by DanielU3284 April 6, 2008
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grilled jesus
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
grilled jesus by grilled jesus March 25, 2009
Touching Jesus
Touching Jesus by Derethad June 24, 2010
slippery jesus
The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
slippery jesus by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016
because jesus
Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".
Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
because jesus by TheThroat October 4, 2017
slim jesus
a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash
person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
slim jesus by swaggerblob November 12, 2017