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Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
by Derethad June 22, 2010
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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