ultimate happy trail 

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache

bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before

ultimate happy trail by vontez August 16, 2012

peanut butter trail rider 

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

peanut butter trail rider by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

Banana Trail 

When someone farts and walks past and then you smell the fart because you walked through it. Originated from the game Mario Cart when you received the bananas that drag behind your characters cart meant for another player to run into it and wipe out.

EWW Deb.. did you just leave a banana trail?

Banana Trail by aa4 November 21, 2010

orange blossom trail 

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.

When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.

orange blossom trail by KRHimself January 31, 2005

Dirty Dorshimer Trail 

When A girl attempts to grind on a man, but while grinding rubs shit on his body like a trail from her unwhiped ass.

Hey whats that on your hip?

Oh man, hannuh gave me an old fashioned dirty dorshimer trail.

You lucky bastard!

Dirty Dorshimer Trail by Nick Dorshimer October 5, 2007

get this bitch a trail-map 

the phrase called out when a female insubordinate fails recognize what is going on is a certian situation.

Female: Whats flip-cup?
Male: Someone get this bitch a trail-map

get this bitch a trail-map by dandydandy1313 December 20, 2010

I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. 

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. by Butler CW June 24, 2009