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Thomas Shitt

A fictitious football player featured with the likes of Kelly Goosecock and Danny Provolone in an NFL Films-themed parody in one of the early Camp Kill Yourself(CKY) videos that would become the blueprint for Jackass featuring such mainstays as Bam Margera, Chris Raab, Brandon DiCamilo and Rake Yohn.
Commentator: And it was Thomas Shitt who hauled in a 35-yard touchdown pass and dazzled spectators with a game-winning 75-yard field goal!
Thomas Shitt by joshua reauz November 8, 2007
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thomas jefferson 

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.
I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

Eggs Danny Thomas 

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...
Eggs Danny Thomas by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

Thom Yorke 

also means "über man hotness/wits/charm/and vocal talent"
Holy shit, this front man totally pulled off a thom yorke.
Thom Yorke by booya April 8, 2003

Thomas Echlund 

Unnaturally small individual. Also goes by the name of "Tiny Tim from Smallville". His bestfriend is absolutely amazing. Her initials are MCH. She is drop dead sexy. Thomas attends Yulee High School in Northern Florida. His hobbies include Soccer, being a G, and attending to MCH's every beck and call.
"Wow, you haven't even grown an inch since freshman year! You must be a Thomas Echlund!"
Thomas Echlund by MC-Booty November 16, 2009

Thomas Budzise 

A 11 year old boy that is mistaken as Justin Bieber and is loves to twit and is addited to cola!
Girl: so yesterday i went to walmart and i saw Justin bieber!
Other Girl: OMG no way!!
Girl: but it was just a Thomas Budzise drinking cola!:(

Thomasheen 

''Small Thomas'' Thomas Jr
Son called it if his dad is called Thomas also
Mainly used in Ireland
Tell Thomasheen to come over here
Thomasheen by MikeOxlongIRE October 21, 2011