thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Thomas Mouass

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018

Thomas Bradley

The ultimate life form.

May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.

Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!

by The fishy boobkin May 20, 2019

Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019

Thomas Jefferson middle school

A stupid ass school where teachers are bitches. A school where you will get dress coded if females are showing their shoulders. Where people get into fights because of something stupid. Where there Are so many fucking fake people. And some nasty ass lunches.

Thomas Jefferson middle school Is for losers

by Skskskskskj October 5, 2019