Chalky Studebaker

The act of having sexual intercourse against a chalkboard, in a classroom.

Did you hear about Doug and Patty? Yeah, he gave her a Chalky Studebaker after class!

by FrankyNoonans March 25, 2011

Studers

A nasty fat chick who hides food in her rolls

Shauna is such a fat bitch; what a studers.

by D thizzle November 12, 2007

Student

n. 1. One who pretends to study but either fails to complete assignments or fails turn the assignments in. 2. A lazy person who blames others for his or her "stolen" work. 3. A person who expects grades to be given to him or her because he or she cannot fail since he or she is an athlete. 4. A person who fails scholastically due to not turning in work and who's parent(s) enable his or her lack of work ethic by creating excuses for him or her. 5. (obsolete) A person who turns in each assignment and succeeds scholastically due to hard work, conscientiousness, and parents who have high expectations.

That kid is so lazy that it's obvious he's a student.

Her parents find an excuse for her to do what ever she wants because she is a student.

If he wasn't such a student, he wouldn't be such a failure.

She is a good student, and I mean that in the obsolete sense of the word.

by TamiLynn April 22, 2011

grad student

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

by banky123 July 20, 2006

exchange student

a person that comes to stay with you for a specified amount of time, from another country, and helps you learn their language. usually.

Dude 1: Man who are those people? I cant understand a word they're saying

Dude 2: You're so dumb, they're obviously exchange students!

by mlia425 October 11, 2009

AP student

these type of students truly hate themselves and have absolutely no life what so ever and are striving hard to be the best they can which ultimately leads to failure. The average AP student takes over 3 AP classes. Some students have realized what a grave mistake this was and are contemplating dropping out and haven't done their work or studied for a test since September. Of course, there are the super extra hard workers and the naturally smart absorbing information person.... and then everybody else in between. Also, you've probably cried while doing homework or studying or at least tried to

john: I'm going to be an AP student and become very successful and go to a good college
Matt: That's awesome!
*2 years later*
Matt: You wanna go out tomorrow
John: Can't I have 6 tests tomorrow and three projects due and I haven't done anything and I wanna die and drop out and regret all of my life decisions

by peasant101 January 30, 2017

business studies

The most pathetic subject in the entire world. HEY! LETS LEARN ABOUT HOW TO SORT INFORMATION IN A BANK, AND LABEL PEOPLE AS ROBOTS BY DECIPHERING HOW TO MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!!

Me: Hey um, Ms Wutoh, I think you really suck.

Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!

Me: really? great

I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.

by stylezistheway November 9, 2003