stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.

My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.

by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021

stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

Stealth 100

The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.

Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"

Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"

by RyeGuy77 September 19, 2018