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Simas is the kind of guy who will break your bottle opener and pretend he fixed it.
Simas: ‘I think I fixed your bottle opener

‘ It was broken?’
by Not Mantas November 27, 2021
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Simas Pužas

A next level threat to humanity basically a menace to everyone. How to spot him?
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's

Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?

Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
by Wheretheproblemat March 11, 2022
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Baby Simba

While eating a girl out put three fingers in her butthole. Then smear the dookie across her forehead like lion king.
I gave this girl the baby simba last night. She’s ready to lead the pack.
by D-Mac86 May 16, 2018
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The Simanjuntak’s

An expression oftenly used to describe two people who are madly in love with each other. This term was derived from the famously controversial lovestory between a young, beautiful Indonesian-decent goddess of a woman named Roderick and a handsome, almighty and brave man named Tia. It was truly love at first sight. This saying is used as a tribute to commemorate the passionate love, two soulmates held for each other.. To this day their love still remains powerful even to their deceased corps that lay buried underneath us in the same coffin..
Margarita: Aww would you look at those two lovebirds!!!!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!
by Iloveyourodsjsjsjs May 31, 2019
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austin lane simar

Austin lane simar is an American actor best known for his role as Michael on short film live a little and Michael on short film PSA misunderstood. Austin was born march 16th 2004 and is from Byron Georgia below Atlanta he has been a student at Byron elementary the Westfield school victory Christian academy Byron Christian academy and peach county high school he is getting a book published and Is studying emergency medicine and psychology Austin is a very busy young man who plans on continuing his acting career he has been involved with acting for the almighty jr acting for the almighty sr Perry players theatre Macon little theatre theatre Macon Westfield drama club peach county high school drama club creative studios of Atlanta and Atlanta workshop players Austin has been performing since age four
wow I saw Austin lane simar on tv last night
by AWP CSA AFTA January 25, 2020
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sima

a stoopied girl that is rlly dumb she’s obsessed with shisha and a bigggggg crackhead
omg it’s that crackhead sima RUN AWAY!
by bluefacebabyyyyyyyyyy October 18, 2019
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Simar

simar is a person you will hate for the rest of your life . she will talk to your friends but not you . she will also back bitch about you . block any simar's in your life now
dont talk to her, she is a simar
by Priyu khanna November 28, 2021
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