schomp

Meth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.

Jones was busted for slangin' schomp.

by Rhino December 16, 2004

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

schompy

to be fake or fuked up

tht nigga chris was mad schompy las nite

by alex myhre October 24, 2008

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

schlopocan

A leperchaun that makes waffles/pancakes. But the waffles slash pancakes must be colored. No non-colored waffles slash pancakes.

Those schlopocans make amazing purple pancakes!

by toystoryy3 July 5, 2010

schlopple

a vast quantity of something arranged in a haphazard fashion

Chico: Dude, did you try the nachos?
Vinnie: Hell yeah man! There was a schlopple of sour cream all over those bad boys!

by rushfan1977 July 25, 2011