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rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004
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Rusty Tuesday

To stick ones penis in another persons ear.
"Did you hear what Drew did Corinne?"
"No, what?!?!?"
That fucker gave 'er a rusty tuesday when that bitch was shitfaced! Cheekey bastard...
by Aaron Costello January 17, 2008
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Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.
That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?
by Hilznack October 4, 2005
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Rusty Tumbler

Someone who is sexually inexperienced and awkward in sexual situations.
"Last night i was at the bar and this Rusty Tumbler wouldn't leave me alone!"
"Oh Yeah? Well your girlfriend said your a Rusty Tumbler."
by PeteMerrill May 3, 2009
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rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
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Rusty Stephens

When you stick your own finger up your rusty wagonwheel
While looking at midget porn Coon totally did the Rusty Stephens
by Jack Sanders September 7, 2007
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Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear
John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!
by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008
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