Randometer

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

Randomitis

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.

Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis

by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009

Random-Number Exaggeration

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.

1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

by Legendary MoFo May 15, 2010

Randomize

When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).

I'm so bored I'll just randomize some friends by texting them incomplete phrases.

by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011

RANDOM CRIT

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.

"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"

by A poor f2p September 17, 2020

Professional Randomist

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.

Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.

by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009

sam random

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either

Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.

by sexy farmer April 3, 2007