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Quote Nazi

Just like a Grammar Nazi, but with quotes. Mostly shows his/her head at partys or forums. Generally joining in on a conversation to correct every quote that is even the slightest bit of.
Dude 1: "I love the knight who say ni scene in monthy python!"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! "You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a HERRING!!"
Dude 3:"You got it all wrong, it's mightiest! Not biggest! "
Dude 1:"Man, you're such a quote nazi!"

Example 2:

Dude 1: "And then the toast king says:"Looks like the left to me!""
Dude 2: "Haha! I love that part!"
Girl: "You forget more. He says that it looks more like the left to him. Get your quotes right!"
Dude 2: "Oh-oh! We got ourselves a quote nazi here!"
Dude 1: "I hate you"
by blastboyd November 1, 2009
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Quotev

Quotev is a place where people used to go to read stories, make quizzes, and write stories. Now in 2019 we have evolved this quiz site into a dating site where 12 year olds love to make drama. There are such things as popular accounts, feedspammers, and so on. This is a place where crackhead culture is at 100% 25/8 and if you love drama this is the place to be. If you're not a cool kid then you're an outcast. Have fun playing with crackheads.
Quotev has become a dating site for 12 year olds.
god gage is a cool kid on Quotev!
by jeongkuks March 11, 2019
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quoits

A game similar but distinctly unique from modern horseshoes. Quoits is played with a rubber or metal ring-shaped object called a quoit rather than a U shaped horse shoe.

Specific rules for the game vary from place to place, as does the pronunciation of it's name. In central New Jersey, we play Trenton Quoits (Trent-n Kwates).
Bill: "Tim's having a BBQ this weekend."

Ted: "We gonna play quoits?"

Bill: "Yeah man, his pit is clay and everything!"
by trentn July 15, 2009
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quota

The amount of money that must be made in any given day/night/shift by a ho, or prostitute per her PI, or PIMP's instructions.
"Damn bitch, it's 3am and I'm tired as hell, but I can't go in til I make my quota! You know my daddy does NOT play..."
by Lexi-Ho December 9, 2008
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Quaft

The 3rd person past tense of the word queef.
Joey quaft when he heard about the monroe transfer.
by Bobby Lamont September 8, 2009
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air quotes

The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.
Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."
by CartoonChess June 4, 2004
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quote unquote

Synonomous with: supposedly, presumably. Used in conversation to indicate that quotes should be placed around the following word or phrase.

quote unquote work = "work"
by mikwat June 7, 2004
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