I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing!

The Words used by the Knights who No Longer Say Ni!

"We are no longwe the Knights Who Say Ni!" "Ni, Ni!" "Shhh!" "We are the Knights who say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing!"

by Jimi F November 6, 2004

pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.

Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.

by citywokprease February 23, 2012

PTA Mom

Only feed their kids all-natural, sugar-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, organic, flavorless food, are always competing for the most kids, drive mini-vans, play Kidz Bop 24/7, wear huge sunglasses and way too much brown eyeshadow, have dyed hair, soccer coach, never misses a parent-teacher conference, brings baked goods for every single elementary school event, uses words like "blood orange," carries a giant purse that's probably turquoise with never-ending snacks, wet-wipes, and gum, have a walking or yoga group, go to Starbucks every morning, is in a book club, always has the latest hot tea, writes a 'mommy-blog,' and is constantly looking for recipes on Pinterest or Good Housekeeping.

"Karen is such a PTA Mom. She's practically the teacher's pet!"
"Oh, I know! And so is Susan!"

by hotchkisser July 10, 2020

pturbing

('tər,biŋ) n. as two drivers in the same lane approach a stop sign, the driver in the back neglects stopping and closely tails the driver in front, therefore, using that driver's stop.

I was in such a hurry that I ended up pturbing nearly every car I came upon.

by Jack Spilman October 9, 2008

pteromerhanophobia

The extreme fear of flying.

Marshall Pyru has pteromerhanophobia because he almost got hurt when flying through the sky when skydiving

by A M80N8R May 27, 2016

PTA

when you're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit and have to take a fast shower.
P-pits
T-tits
A-ass

THIS SHOWER HAS TO BE PTA

by Ball Brownstien February 3, 2017