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Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.
Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.
by poortubgirl October 13, 2011
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piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
by Jimmythejerk May 19, 2018
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Night Piss

When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee after drinking copious amounts of water the evening before. Typically leads to a lack of sleep and the constant need to go to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes.

You're usually so damn comfy you tend to lay there in your bed and contemplate whether or not you should get up and go to the bathroom.

Worst comes to worse, you fall back asleep and dream of toilets and whizzing only to wake up with a swollen bladder with enough urine to water your neighbor's houseplants.
"Man, I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I got some serious case of the night piss."
by petmyporcupine July 30, 2009
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Pissably

A word made up of 'possibly' and 'pissed' to explain that you may or may not do something depending on how drunk you are at the time.
Guy 1 - Hey do you reckon you will get with that bird on saturday?

Guy 2 - Pissably.
by Hazzajam August 25, 2009
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piss enema

Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.
That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked me.
by LilSwine February 20, 2009
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Piss Disc

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.
"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."
by Ginger_Asshole February 2, 2014
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piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007
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