Matty

A Sexy Ass White Kid Who Attracts All The Girls . Known For Being Great In Bed. Very Atletic And Never Is Ass At Ball

That White Boy Over There Is A Matty . He Has The Whole Package

by Known (: May 31, 2011

Misty

A pokemon charector accused of loving ash and beating up brock whenever possible

"Stop it Brock" misty brings mallet and sends him flying

by Sam456 August 18, 2008

Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

Mattycakes

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.

I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.

by The Gifted. February 5, 2010

Mifty

Past tense of Mift. Severly annoyed.

That Bitch on the phone was mifty.

by valandra1973 July 6, 2011

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014