Mommy milkers

When a human with two X chromosomes resembling an older woman, (usually a mother like appearance) sport sum fat fuckin boobies

“Saw a MILF with some fat fucking mommy milkers”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by Horrum February 16, 2021

minger

Ugliest of the ugly. Disgusting looking. A minger is someone whos very unnatractive. Also name of a site.. AmIaMinger.com where you can personally rate mingers!

A good example of a minger is on AmIaMinger.com Check out 'Philos'

by barneyc February 10, 2008

gold miner

A women who beats a gold digger and steals all the money.

That girl erika is a huge gold miner, i mean i went out with her for 2 months and im dead broke.

by Daniel Puebla May 10, 2006

subsidy milker

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

by stropmag October 3, 2006

Minertia

The concept of being so bogged down by minutia that you can't make any real progress at work.

Minutia + Inertia

I didn't get anything done all day. Too much minertia.

by Doolimus Maximus October 30, 2010

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

dirty miner

when you spit your chewing tobacco into your girls vagina then proceed to bang the crap outta her...may cause a mild burning sensation.

"I gave your sister a dirty miner....she didnt like it too much"

by Jordan Olson December 4, 2005