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Happy ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by fukstik January 25, 2003
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Happy Vim the Clown

An underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the Psycho Clown Brothers. He releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows "Monitoring Cell 13" and "Late Night Clown Show" with his long time comedy partner Gigglechopz the Clown. Unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe comedy style being a very "aquired taste". He almost always appears in his attire as a creepy looking clown for both his music, and his shows.
Norgoth: I heard a comedy song last night by some guy dressed as a creepy looking clown. Do you know him?

Gornoth: Yea, that's Happy Vim the Clown. I think. He's a lunatic.
by Your darling mumsykins February 2, 2010
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Happy store

A State certified cannabis dispensary.
I need to make a quick trip to the Happy store. My Indica prescription is about o run out.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 21, 2023
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to be happy

to be without worry to be able to laugh and enjoy your life without being scared of what's going to happen next to be able to make your children happy
by mkrb March 20, 2015
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happy slap

happy slaps, happy slapping.

Slapping a random person (they can be on the bus, walking down the street, whatever) whilst recording the act with a video camera phone. It's a very unfortunate London phenomenon. Attackers are usually yoots (ghetto versions of chavs) thinking they are rudeboys. Victims are usually boys around the same age as the attackers, but it's not unknown for victims to be older, or even women. Sometimes the tables are turned, as there are videos going around where the attacker is happy slapped by the victim. More power to the victims, I say. The act is totally random, so be on the lookout for a group of pussified yoots pointing their camera phone (that their mum bought) at you.
I hope to God that one day a happy slap victim is a psycho and shanks the happy slapper in the face.

If you get happy slapped, grab the camera phone and smash it on the ground.
by hatehumanity November 30, 2004
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happy days

to be pleased about the current situation, to everything is all good
"england have just won the world cup" says bob
"fuckin happy days" says the fonz
by maximus tentius May 4, 2004
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Happy Dinosaur Riding

The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
by gunterD April 16, 2015
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