grit

An income challenged white individual from certain sections of Baltimore, MD. A grit will typically have a chain link fence around their small, unkempt yard that somehow has a car on it. Some specimens wear traditional grit garb such as stained wifebeaters and bandanas for hats.

Lee: "Tracee . TRAY-CEEE!!! We gotta take the El Camino all the way from Hollandtown to Dundawk to get scratch-offs and butts with Billy."

Lester: "Plug your ears, hon; those grits are firing up that car again."

by bluegrasshayseed August 11, 2023

Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

by Lad_Daz April 5, 2011

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018