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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Gobble Gum

A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.
Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?
by Yaa Boizz December 16, 2019
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Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
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Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020
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360 gobble gobble

Giving someone very good head or oral sex
She gave that 360 gobble gobble type head😍
by That’s bitch. Pearllll March 7, 2020
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Gobble Fucking

Noun: A term used in For Honor when you are being ganged up on
"Dude get over to objective B im getting a big gobble fucking"
by A_Land_Doge_Under March 14, 2020
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