one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler 

Someone who eats pussy that is not clean or shaven. Preferably a pussy with an afro that reaks of old salmon and covered with cheese like lice.

Jake: He doesn't get with hot chicks, he's just a Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler.

Rance: That may be but you gobbled some fuzzy cheese last night.

Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler by Jake Hall April 15, 2008

gobble the goop 

to swallow semen with enthusiasm; a knob gobbler who swallows and does not spit

1.) Hey baby, if you wan't to keep your sheets dry, you are going to have to gobble the goop
2.) From the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl who gobbles the goop"

gobble the goop by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

turkey gobbler

an unusually long hang of a clitoris

I feel my turkey gobbler hitting against my leg.

turkey gobbler by Diana Rita September 9, 2003

Chubby Gobbler 

A fat broad that loves the cock.

Chubby - Heavy set/Cock

Lil' Kim is a chubby gobbler.

Chubby Gobbler by Riquito V. November 10, 2008

Gobbler 

Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish

That dude Patrick, trying to get buff, but he's such a Gobbler

Gobbler by Shatrick Ketoboy August 9, 2016

sausage-gobbler 

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.

Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!

sausage-gobbler by James Bell September 22, 2003