Right handed pitcher selected first overall by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 2011 MLB draft. Played college ball at UCLA 2009-2011. Selected in the first round by the New York Yankees in 2008 out of high school but turned them down to go to college. Fastball ranges from 96-100 mph.
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A hybrid derivation from the the little animal's urban legendary association with rectal insertion and the SNL
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by ol'fart October 27, 2010
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