Frumptard

Someone who takes forever answering texts! Even if you ask them a question that needs to be answered right away they will still take forever to answer or not answer at all. Or someone who does not stay on topic at all and if you ask them something and then another thing they will totally forget about what you were talking about in the first place. Also someone who just answers with a tongue face (:P) to a HUGE conversation you were just having. Also Known As: someone just being a jerk.

*Example 1*
Person 1: Hey, when are you coming back to visit?
(2 hours later....)
Person 2: Umm... i dont know..
Person 1: Really? It took you that long to just say i dont know...? You are a frumptard..
(3 hours later...)
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Nevermind..
(Doesnt text them anymore..)
*Example 2*
Person 1: When are you going to the party?
Person 2: 9 i think.
Person 1: Are you going with anyone?
Person 1: Are you taking anything?
Person 2: A couple drinks.
Person 1: Ok. What about the other thing i asked..?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I asked you something..?
Person 2: You did...?
Person 1: -_- nevermind.. you are such a frumptard.
*Example 2*
Person 1: I dont know if i should move to another place cuz im really sick of it here and everyone doesnt get anything..
Person 2: I would just get out if i were you..
Person 1: Should i though? like this is just making me miserable and i just dont know what to do..
Person 2: :P
Person 1: Stop being a frumptard!!

by 20Meh20 September 28, 2011

frumpola

The worldwide outbreak of ugly.

Did you hear about the Texan who got frumpola, bitch is ugly.

by Kanye_best October 2, 2014

Frumpkin

To use one's tongue on a females vagina during her act of defecation.

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

by thejessence January 3, 2015

Frumpy

Frumpy actually means homely, bland, nondescript, frazzled, unappealing, unattractive or unbecoming.

“A face only a mother could love”

Guy: “I got a hot date later with a honeybaked ham but she wants to bring her frumpy friend. I need a wingman!”
Guy2: “Aww man you always make me take one for team.”
Guy1: “Thats the spirit!”
Guy2: “Yeah sure. What are friends for? I mean, other than to babysit Chewbacca’s aunt Berthabacca.”
Guy1: “I promise this one wont try to suffocate you between her she pecks”
Guy2: “The last one tried to eat my face!”

by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

Frumpkin

A term one of your girlfriends will say if guy is generally a loser. It is embarrassing if you are dating him or hooking up with him.

Eww Tony is such a loser. Stop talking to him. He is a frumpkin.

by Jen2016 July 20, 2021

Frumpster

A frumpy hipster. A hipster who is frumpy in appearance and unlikely to be sociable. Generally thinks they’re “too cool” to be anywhere, yet their appearance and demeanor beg otherwise. Lazy or dated outfits. Often scaling from across the bar at the girls who are having fun. An arrogant killjoy.

I wanted to get a round of drinks, but the frumpster sitting at the bar wouldn’t allow me access to the bartender.

by Emballer October 8, 2021

Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013