foodstamp

A term used for defining a person of poor or no wealth. One who is on welfare, a skank ass turd burglar who lives off people who make a living.

It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.

Jeeves: Oh, dammit! Tom, what the fuck happened to your part of the rent??

Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.

Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.

Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.

Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.

by Marc Oxenreider July 28, 2006

Foolscap

It is a "cuss", the same as Waisteman, poomplex ect..

Billy - "stfu Waistman"
Bobby - "Stfu foolscap"

by Jack Rose January 28, 2007

foodster

An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)

"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"

by Straight Up February 19, 2004

foobait

Dumb fuck, someone who attracts idiots and gets the innocent in hairy situations

Get the fuck out foobait, I don't feel like goin to mutha fuckin jail cause yo dumbass is here actin stupid.

by wizang September 23, 2005

Foolsed

The act of pranking someone on April Fools Day.

Dad: There's a cake under the sink.
Kid: Really?!
Dad: Yeah.
Kid: Lemmie check.
Dad: Foolsed you!

by openface April 1, 2009

Foodsting

Verb- The act of text talking with another person about all the foods and what you'd do to them if you could eat them right now. It's kind of like sexting, but for fat people.

Verb- 'I'm just foodsting my mate, Anthony. Mmm I could so go for a burger right now...'

by Alexipop101 August 18, 2014

Foobies

When a fat chick has amble boobies due to her being overweight.

If she wasn't so fat she wouldn't have such large foobies. She'd have small boobies...

by FredAstair August 23, 2016