Foodsting 

Verb- The act of text talking with another person about all the foods and what you'd do to them if you could eat them right now. It's kind of like sexting, but for fat people.

Verb- 'I'm just foodsting my mate, Anthony. Mmm I could so go for a burger right now...'

Foodsting by Alexipop101 August 18, 2014

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

Vegan eel footing 

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

meat frosting 

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

Gorilla Footing 

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

Gorilla Footing by Burd D June 29, 2020

vanilla frosting 

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010