Equitism

A desperately needed socioeconomic system in which the workforce environment distributes gains within reason between the employees' wages and management's compensation. This system may also be used in a government to a more democratic rule of all people considered equal.

New generations are disillusioned with the system of Capitalism which squeezes maximum profit from employees as opposed to Equitism which matches compensation between corporations and those that help build them.

by Etienne Boetie September 12, 2019

Equinox

A gay sex position, when both gay men have the same size of Penis.

"OMG guess what i found out last night! Thomas and I are equinox!!"

by ThomasJones01 May 20, 2016

equipmunk

1. Equipmunk; n. A very lucrative sex machine designed by Hollywoods back ally comedy writers. It can be used either by a male and or female during cotius.

2. Equipmunk; v. The act of tearing, ripping.

1. Kevin watch out the homeless man is about to use his equipmunk to gouge your...agh!

2. Damn Pete, Kevin totally got equipmunked by that guy last night! You should've seen it!

by Junior has Definitions. March 5, 2016

Menstrual Equinox

The Day all women worldwide have their period on the same day

The Menstrual Equinox will be the death of all Man kind

by Kj Nay November 2, 2011

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

Submarine Equipment

Technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of crap. Now that the cold war has ended and the Commies have been soundly defeated, Submarine Equipment is most often found in the basements of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. Usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to Submarine Equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.

-Hey George, nice phone. You nick from Patrick Bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?

by SasquatchPlatypus October 3, 2011