Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019

desert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.

I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.

by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007

Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009