disadickappointed

/ˌdisəˈ•dicc•əˈpoin(t)əd/

1. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment failing to come through
2. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment not being as good as one's hopes or expectations.

1. Girl, last night I had plans with Derrin. That bitch fell asleep, had me so disadickappointed.

2. Girl, last night I hung out with Kevin. It was subpar; thoroughly disadickappointed.

by ohumm June 12, 2018

disagilation

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject

You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back

by disagilation June 30, 2018

disadvertising

After a store / business is permanently closed, the remaining scars and icons
which still INSTANTLY identify the failed franchise.

In the dead shopping center, though the signs were down and everything painted beige, all the disadvertising made it obvious that THIS used to be a Pizza Hut, THIS a Toys R Us and THAT had been a Blockbuster Video.

by Firrst Naame July 24, 2018

Disabilibuddy

A friend who when together discuss ways to get on disability and other government aid programs

I don't know how I would have gotten onto disability, without help from my disabilibuddy, Randle.

by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018

disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Dipsaluscious

Adj. To attain goods or services at an extreme discount.

"I got a dipsaluscious price on these shoes". "Head down to Max's. They are going out of business and everything is on dipsaluscious discount".

by Builditguy September 9, 2018

disagreeable-task swap

Refers to a "buddy assistance" deal where Person A completes a yucky/difficult/boring job for Person B that he doesn't feel up to suffering through, while Person B tackles a similarly-sucky task that Person A would ordinarily have to perform himself, but also loathes the thought of doing.

I cleaned out Tiffany's garage in exchange for her vacuuming and mopping the muddy floors of my house after a boisterous post-game visit from our town's little-league baseball team... pretty fair disagreeable-task swap, if you ask me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018