Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"
Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
by bill138 January 24, 2011
Get the Shitting Cock-to-cockmug. |individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....
|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"
|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"
|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "
*Also works via MMS txt & email
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....
|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"
|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"
|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "
*Also works via MMS txt & email
by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009
Get the cockedmug. 
Gf:Wow thats a huge cock
Me:thanks i just got him
Me:wait a minute
Gf:😏
Me:😏
Me:i know you wanna pet the cock
Gf:yeah
Me:thanks i just got him
Me:wait a minute
Gf:😏
Me:😏
Me:i know you wanna pet the cock
Gf:yeah
by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022
Get the Cockmug. 
by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021
Get the Cocked itmug.