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cockblock

1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control.
2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex.
3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.
My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.
by xylol April 17, 2006
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clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.
Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.
by YourPepPep January 21, 2011
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cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
by poQ May 22, 2003
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coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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cockblockey

I am a cockblockey
by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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cockblock

when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man
Randy is such a cockblock.
by Ijihg April 22, 2010
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