sacramento broomstick

when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.

Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

broom stick

The legendary equipment used by Skut to destroy all opposition. It is an actual broom stick; however, Skut has the ability to weild it with phenomenal power.

Skut boasted his ability to pwn with a broom stick.

by K-Vo October 16, 2007

ride the broom

To jinx someone's bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. Also, one of Phil Ivey's biggest pet peeves.

"So, my buddy Durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently I busted out 5 seconds later. That fucker really wanted to ride the broom on me I guess."

by Vintage00 March 5, 2009

Broomstick

A magical flying broom that Harry Potter uses to play Quidditch.

Harry got a Nimbus 2000 broomstick because he was the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in a century.

by Quirrell December 1, 2010

Pussy Broom

When the dick is hairy all the way up the shaft and is like a broom for the pussy.

therefore creating the pussy broom.

I swept that pussy out. With my pussy broom.

by thousandsonline.blogspot.com October 1, 2008

broomer

slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.

I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.

by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010

Large Brocolied

When you step in a pile of dog shit. Or when you are raped by a horse.

Tom:Ha you just were large brocolied!
Richie:God damnit!

by Jigga Man Pimp December 20, 2004