bleep

the word that covers up curse words

what the bleep

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

Blimpin

The state between flaccid and erect.

As I walked back into my girlfriend's room, I checked myself out and confidently noticed I was blimpin.

by whatbflat January 24, 2017

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Bleep

Bleep is a word you used to censor a bad word

I need a bad bleep uh, Addison Rae

by Gjnegfisndbs August 24, 2020

Blemish

A small mark on a person's face.

I have a Blemish.

by frindjinny6 November 2, 2020

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010

velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020