wet blanket

Someone who is over-emotional. One who dwells on their negativity.

"Ah man that stupid emo guy always whines about stuff, what a wet blanket!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

Blaney

Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.

‘’Oh no! There is an over sized peanut in my beverage’’
‘’That must of been the work of a Blaney’’

by LeahCalder March 23, 2009

pigs in a blanket

It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.

"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."

by fatchickluver June 17, 2009

Electric Blanket

When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).

Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!

by Matt SR December 10, 2007

blankethead

an asshole or idiot.
someone who annoys you.

you're such a blankethead.

by keith dave June 27, 2007

Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

by KHELEY March 28, 2009

Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007