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Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.

‘’Oh no! There is an over sized peanut in my beverage’’
‘’That must of been the work of a Blaney’’

Blaney by LeahCalder March 23, 2009

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blaney

Slang, blanket, blankie

It's fronin in here, I need a blaney!

blaney by Carrie February 24, 2005

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Blaney

A "Blaney" is a person in the construction field of Irish descent who attempts to be a hertosexual in the public's eye while at work, but goes full monty gay when the clock strikes 4

Did you see John ? That dude is Blaney all day long.

OMG Its 4 o'clock he's going to go Blaney.
John lives the Blaney life.

Blaney by RAMLANDGOAT November 13, 2018

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Sophie Blaney

Someone who is rly annoying and has sex with every boy she sees

Do you see that girl she is such a Sophie Blaney

Sophie Blaney by Bouncytitties69 May 10, 2020

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isabel blaney

Isabel B is the most beautiful attractive person you will ever meet. And a great actor. She can talk super fast and is obsessed with any musical. Isabel B loves anything with cheese on it and will marry you if you buy her fresh mozzarella cheese. She is funny, obnoxious (in a cute way),outgoing, and very full of herself. If you know Isabel Blaney you are one lucky dude.

Man 1: Bro, I’m dating Isabel Blaney!!
Man 2: omg bro you are so lucky!!

isabel blaney by Jerrythebear May 10, 2018

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Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife who uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : oh shit, mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to the blaney dungeon!

Mr Blaney by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

bass blaney

Gay as fuck

Bass blaney likes it in the ass

bass blaney by Yoooooooooooinigha June 19, 2017

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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