Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.
by LeahCalder March 23, 2009

by Bouncytitties69 May 10, 2020

Isabel B is the most beautiful attractive person you will ever meet. And a great actor. She can talk super fast and is obsessed with any musical. Isabel B loves anything with cheese on it and will marry you if you buy her fresh mozzarella cheese. She is funny, obnoxious (in a cute way),outgoing, and very full of herself. If you know Isabel Blaney you are one lucky dude.
by Jerrythebear May 10, 2018

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024
