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Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.

‘’Oh no! There is an over sized peanut in my beverage’’
‘’That must of been the work of a Blaney’’

Blaney by LeahCalder March 23, 2009

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blaney

Slang, blanket, blankie

It's fronin in here, I need a blaney!

blaney by Carrie February 24, 2005

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Blaney

A "Blaney" is a person in the construction field of Irish descent who attempts to be a hertosexual in the public's eye while at work, but goes full monty gay when the clock strikes 4

Did you see John ? That dude is Blaney all day long.

OMG Its 4 o'clock he's going to go Blaney.
John lives the Blaney life.

Blaney by RAMLANDGOAT November 13, 2018

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Sophie Blaney

Someone who is rly annoying and has sex with every boy she sees

Do you see that girl she is such a Sophie Blaney

Sophie Blaney by Bouncytitties69 May 10, 2020

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isabel blaney

Isabel B is the most beautiful attractive person you will ever meet. And a great actor. She can talk super fast and is obsessed with any musical. Isabel B loves anything with cheese on it and will marry you if you buy her fresh mozzarella cheese. She is funny, obnoxious (in a cute way),outgoing, and very full of herself. If you know Isabel Blaney you are one lucky dude.

Man 1: Bro, I’m dating Isabel Blaney!!
Man 2: omg bro you are so lucky!!

isabel blaney by Jerrythebear May 10, 2018

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Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife who uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : oh shit, mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to the blaney dungeon!

Mr Blaney by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

bass blaney

Gay as fuck

Bass blaney likes it in the ass

bass blaney by Yoooooooooooinigha June 19, 2017

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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