Beechems

NOUN
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.

"I can't find my other sock, the Beechems must have it."

by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016

beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG

kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”

by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019

buzzed my beehive

To be irritated. Similar to "you've got a bee in your bonnet"

The kid at the party really buzzed my beehive.

by Bradley.co October 7, 2017

Dirty Red Beehive

The art of prolapsing your anus, so that it looks like a dirty red beehive

"OMG Mark made me have a dirty red beehive last night!!"

by Dr Toon January 19, 2018

Beesh

verb:
To beesh means to graphically masturbate or ejaculate.

I beeshed!

I beeshed all over my girlfriends face last night!

I was beeshing so hard during class today!

Hey everyone, David just beeshed everywhere

by david fessaa June 15, 2011

Bebeth crew

A bunch of imbecilic characters who run around thinking they are warriors, who in fact are merely just childish intellects that don't know what 1+1 is and fight in whitestone. Bebeth consists of moronic children and older men who like to lick each other at night while they listen to sexy music and observe the ocean night.

Contact 1-800-BEBETH for more information

Going to the beach with ... THE BOYSSSSSSS wouuuu bebeth crew!

by Bebeth crew leaders December 10, 2011

Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill

"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"

by ?? March 23, 2004