Beechems

NOUN
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.

"I can't find my other sock, the Beechems must have it."

by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016

white beeches

Snobby rich part of town in Dumont, NJ where all the kids do drugs and drive mommy and daddies BMWs. The houses are the only houses in Dumont you'll find overpriced $500,000.The kids think they're hot shit and the moms all live through their kids. Everyone has either a housekeeper, cleaners, or nanny. Everyone is white except the housekeepers. Also called the Snoburbs of Dumont.

white beeches kid: ''I live in white beeches''
outsider kid: '' of course. That's the rich side of town''

by shitzuh February 2, 2008

Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010

Beechersbrook

A quiet street inhabited almost entirely by people over the age of 50 or high school teachers.

Yeah, I live on Beechersbrook

by AmileneAmilene July 22, 2009

The Beechams

Cockney Slang for a household bill (water, Gas, electric etc.) The Beechams Pill - a bill, generally shortand to The Beechams.

"We're going to have to Watch our spending this month, I've got to pay the the Beechams.

On hearing the post plop on the doormat the husband go's to get it, his wife shouts "anything interesting deer?" and husband replies " no love just a couple of Beechams!"

by Hteb1978 February 25, 2021

Fuck a lotta beeches

“Fuck a lot of bitches” in a Dominican accent.

I fuck a lotta beeches.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022