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NOUN
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.
by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016
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