bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005

breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.

Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.

by Cof Cub February 23, 2013

Beated

Its a common missed used phrase. For example, “i beated you up!” Instead of, “i beat you up!”... it is indeed used by innovative uneducates ...

It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.

Hey i ‘beated’ you up!!!
Or

Bob just got ‘beated’ by four mexican milfs!!

by Ehih January 9, 2018

Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

Beamed

To expose or attack someone with words in a very direct way.

Zack; What are u saying with your hobit lookin feet.

Ben; Shut up Zack at least I can find the clit.

Natalia; Damn, Ben you beamed him.

by I like abs January 28, 2020