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Barneydicking 

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
Barneydicking by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

BarneySplat 

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!
BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019
A unique name that usually has African heritage. Barkesu's luckiest day are Monday's & they are known to have October as they're favorite month. There lucky numbers are 4 and 18.
Hi my name is Barkesu.
barkesu by GO_DEMARCUS October 27, 2019

camp barney medintz 

a jewish sleepaway camp where all the privileged jewish kids that probably go to weber, riverwood, or dunwoody are sent over the summer to see their friends and hook up with jewish boys. there’s usually only one hot boy cabin per unit and everyone has inside jokes and nicknames of random people they see. nobody actually follows the below the belt rule and they should bring back the garlic hawaiian rolls. 2/3 of the people you meet will have names that starts with a j.
daniel: meet me at high ropes tonight at 10:15

rachel: i love camp barney medintz!
camp barney medintz by woofbarkbark December 27, 2022

Chuck Badness 

Chuck Badness is a rapper from the neighborhood of Sheppard Ave in North York, Toronto Canada.
He has 2 songs, "Trapping my life away" and another lost song with a feature from Rick Ross.
No music has been released in years, probably because Chuck is locked up.
Chuck Badness comes to mind when you think of Rappers who only have one song.
Chuck Badness by Santasquad100 August 27, 2023

doing a barnse

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much