Apparalysis

The fear of removing an iPhone app you never use because you might need it some day.

I'm running out of free space on my iPhone, but my apparalysis leads me to believe that someday soon I will need to know how to say "egg" in Russian, so I had better just keep that app.

by JeepsyChick February 8, 2010

adpertizing

to advertise or display something appetizing or appealing.

Tram: Remember the super-bowl? I always love watching those funny commercials.
Lan: Yeah, the ones this year looked really adpertizing.

by Letram March 29, 2010

aperisteve

pronounced (ay-pey-ra-steev); an appetizer consisting of Redi-Whip sandwiched between two Pringles. First presented on The Colbert Report 3/30/2010.

In an effort to provide her guests with the highest quality fare, the hostess prepared, canapés, hors doeuvres, aperitifs and aperisteves.

by BillyJackII April 2, 2010

Aperiqueef

Vaginal flatulence following intercourse.

She capped off an evening of delightful coupling with a loud aperiqueef.

by wedrinkbitter May 27, 2016

aperi

A woman/man/thing that tries to whore up all the attention and say pointless shit. example; I'm gonna kill myself, I want to you to penetrate my butthole

Aperi is also a endangered animal, there's only 2 left in the world.

Vusand: Hi, im more mature than you, stupid idiot kill yourself
Person: holy shit you're being a fucking Aperi today, fucking asshole

by Chamako December 2, 2016

aperi

A woman/man/thing that tries to whore up all the attention and say pointless shit. example; I'm gonna kill myself, I want to you to penetrate my butthole

Aperi is also a endangered animal, there's only 2 left in the world.

Vusand: Hi, im more mature than you, stupid idiot kill yourself
Person: holy shit you're being a fucking Aperi today, fucking asshole

by Chamako December 2, 2016

AAperfekt

A 7th grader that knows nothing at all

AAperfekt is in 7th grader

by qwerty creator April 17, 2019