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sir ass alot

A nicer way of calling a guy an asshole.
"I swear, the guy that sits behind me should be renamed to Sir Ass Alot!"
by Astrakhan April 5, 2003
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Alot

(noun) The Alot is a big furry creature that looks something like a cross between a pug, a yak and a bear. It is most well-known for its superior swimming abilities. This animal is commonly mistaken as another way of saying "a lot".
"I like this alot more" THIS MEANS: "I like this Alot more than that Alot" DOES NOT MEAN: "I like this a lot more"

"Alot of fire" THIS MEANS: "This Alot is made of fire" DOES NOT MEAN: "That is a lot of fire"

"Charging alot" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is charging" DOES NOT MEAN: "This is charging a lot"

"Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is better at swimming than Michael Phelps DOES NOT MENA: "<noun> is a lot better at swimming than Michael Phelps"
by iamameme January 19, 2013
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Ablatio Penis

To have a penis cut off during circumcision. Resulting in sexual reassignment of a male (XY), to a Female (XX). Normally includes use of hormone therapy, and results in phyco-sexual abnormalities.
Example 1
Mike: Man, that chick looks like a total dude.
Andrew: Yeah, she most likely has an ablatio penis.

Example 2
Mike: Hey lets go out tonight and get trashed.
Andrew: Nah, Im just going to stay in tonight.
Mike: What do you have an Ablatio Penis?
by Michael Schmidtt January 26, 2009
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alot, especially alot

A superlative adverbial form of 'a lot'.
Carly and Speener like to bang each other alot, especially alot.
by Xyzzy December 9, 2005
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Aboot

Way that All Canadians pronounce ABOUT, but piss and moan about it saying they don't.

Even though they do.

Always.
Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
Average American who knows better: yessss.....
by sajor March 2, 2005
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Aboot

What ALL Canadians say, even though they piss and moan that they don't.
It's supposed to be ABOUT, asshole!
Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
by sajor May 13, 2005
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What Is It? Tony Abbott Delusional disorder is classified as a psychotic disorder, a disorder where a person has trouble recognizing reality. A delusion is a false belief that is based on an incorrect interpretation of reality. Delusions, like all psychotic symptoms, can occur as part of many different psychiatric disorders. But the term delusional disorder is used when delusions are the most prominent symptom.

A person with this illness holds a false belief firmly, despite clear evidence or proof to the contrary.

The outlook varies. Although the disorder can go away after a short time, delusions also can persist for months or years. The inherent reluctance of a person with this disorder to accept treatment makes the prognosis worse. However, people with this disorder retain many areas of functioning, so some do reasonably well with limited assistance.
That poor man has "Tony Abbott Delusional Disorder", quick call the vet.
by draustralia September 10, 2015
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