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Definitions by Astrakhan

Sneaker Pimps 

A band consisting of multiple males. They had a girl in the band once, but she sucked. She was REALLY short. Chris Corner is a member.

"Oh, Sneaker Pimps? OMG ARE THEY RAP?!"
Sneaker Pimps by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

human bra 

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...
"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"
human bra by Astrakhan April 6, 2003
A yummy food bird. They are deadly, though. BLEACH YOUR BOARDS AFTER CUTTING CHICKEN.
"Bawk!"
chicken by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

Trashcan Lolita 

Little girls that should be playing with dollies, yet dress like Britney Spears.
Trashcan Lolita by Astrakhan April 5, 2003
A male that is easily 'pwned' by females. These males are usually submissive and/or shy. Almost always attractive.
"I have a man wench harem!" Eg- Chris Corner.
man wench by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

harriwench 

A horridly bitchy sub-type of female that trash talks people behind their backs. Known to wear pink and suck up to teachers, then, as always, smack talk them.

(combo of harridan and wench)
"OMG, she is such a harriwench! I can't belive she said tha about me!"
harriwench by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

sir ass alot 

A nicer way of calling a guy an asshole.
"I swear, the guy that sits behind me should be renamed to Sir Ass Alot!"
sir ass alot by Astrakhan April 5, 2003