Astrakhan's definitions

Sneaker Pimps

A band consisting of multiple males. They had a girl in the band once, but she sucked. She was REALLY short. Chris Corner is a member.

"Oh, Sneaker Pimps? OMG ARE THEY RAP?!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

chicken

A yummy food bird. They are deadly, though. BLEACH YOUR BOARDS AFTER CUTTING CHICKEN.

"Bawk!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

Trashcan Lolita

Little girls that should be playing with dollies, yet dress like Britney Spears.

Check out your averge school.

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

harriwench

A horridly bitchy sub-type of female that trash talks people behind their backs. Known to wear pink and suck up to teachers, then, as always, smack talk them.

(combo of harridan and wench)

"OMG, she is such a harriwench! I can't belive she said tha about me!"

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

man wench

A male that is easily 'pwned' by females. These males are usually submissive and/or shy. Almost always attractive.

"I have a man wench harem!" Eg- Chris Corner.

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

sir ass alot

A nicer way of calling a guy an asshole.

"I swear, the guy that sits behind me should be renamed to Sir Ass Alot!"

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003