5 definitions by sajor

Nabisco Cracker

A white person who works at Nabisco.

"I am a cracker and I make crackers."

by sajor March 4, 2005

Kabbalah

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.

"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"

by sajor March 4, 2005

Aboot

Way that All Canadians pronounce ABOUT, but piss and moan about it saying they don't.

Even though they do.

Always.

Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
Average American who knows better: yessss.....

by sajor March 2, 2005

Aboot

What ALL Canadians say, even though they piss and moan that they don't.
It's supposed to be ABOUT, asshole!

Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?

by sajor March 2, 2005

buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.

Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.

by sajor March 2, 2005