Woman

Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.

Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!

by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018

Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”

by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Woman

A synonym for slave

"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."

by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

womanizer

Senator Fred Thompson

Fred Thompon claims that he supports "family values", but in reality, he is a lecherous womanizer.

by Doug101 September 22, 2007

Woman

( property )

"Hippity hoppity woman are property "

by Ibednar3 December 31, 2018

woman

The favorite scapegoat of men (eapecially on urbandictionary.com)

"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.

by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010

Woman

The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth

Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *

by TheguynamedToby February 22, 2014