yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

Weaver-Vegas

A small ass town nestled in the mountains of Western North Carolina, and is just north of Asheville. Everyone there drinks moonshine, goes huntin, and isnt afraid to tell you how it is!

Mandy:So, Josh, where are you from?
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!

by JFuckinR October 3, 2005

sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.

Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.

by I Am The Clean One 2 February 20, 2011

weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.

Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.

by cfab January 14, 2008

Weener Job

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

Weepery

To feel very sad to the point of crying. That time of the month! The feeling you get when watching 'Little Yellow'

Fuck bitch! your looking like shit..... you feeling weepery or what?

by VomitBoy September 8, 2009

weeveism

weeveism: when somthing dosent go the way you planned.

weeveism: car dosent start replace battery car still dosent start.

by weevee January 26, 2010