One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
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Mandy:So, Josh, where are you from?
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!
by JFuckinR October 3, 2005
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