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Vaganus

SECTION 14: Appendix O, List O1
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)

14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.
(1) The Sissy has never failed a USA Inc. Department of Agriculture vaganus probing inspection.

(2) The quality of their vaganus varies significantly.

(3) Maybe we’ll start exporting American vaganus to other countries.

(4) The American Pure Breed Sissy vaganus is globally a superior lovehole.
by sdeangel June 27, 2019
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Vaginastraction

The art of distracting someone with your vagina
How did you get him to look away?
With Vaginastraction
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Vaganus

The combined area of the vagina and anus
Damn, this bike seat is really killing my vaganus.
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vaganus

what jackie will be living with after straterra attacks, chemical warefare, biological warfare, racism, slander, malicious persecution.
i she likes her new vaganus.
she got a vaganus from her kid.
a vaganus is the newest form of unic.
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Vaganus

Term used to describe the vagina and anus as one general private area.
That girl has a beautiful vaganus.

I’d love to eat her vaganus till she cums.
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Vaganus

The vaganus in humans is the space between the anus and the vulva. See also perineum or taint.
When going down on me make sure to stay above my vaganus.
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Vagenus Flytrap

A vagina that is fully shaven, except for the edges of the lips.
Person 1: was it good?

Person 2: nah dude she had a vagenus flytrap
by Champion Gungus February 1, 2022
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