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teenager

Reference to 1/16 of an ounce of drugs

As in one sixTEENh of an ounce
customer "hey, you good with a teenager"

Supplier "yay, i got you on that teenager"
by terboin April 29, 2013
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teenage love

not quite true love. but pretty close. often what teenagers feel for a bf or gf.
i love you. like in a teenage love kind of way.
by Ashleyyy!!! August 7, 2007
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.
Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
by conpatpet December 19, 2011
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teenaging

The act of refusing to grow up, acting like a teenager when you are actually a grown up. Can only be done by non-teenagers. Refusing responsibility and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like.
"Hey John what did you do today?"
- "Ate pizza, got stoned and played some X-Box. Basically just teenaging around."
by ConCosta October 7, 2014
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Teenage Depression

A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.

When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.

Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.

The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...

With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:

Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.

Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.

Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.

Deeper depression leads to self-harm.

And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.

Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
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Teenage Syndrome

For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.

If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.
Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"

Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"
by MiKeal! March 20, 2009
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Tareena

A pretty, sweet, & fun lady who cooks good.
My girlfriend is so Tareena.
by A. Nonnymous February 4, 2010
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